Affinity Designer

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Object Control I

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Misc I

You excel at blocking roundhouse kicks with your head. Dodging punches is for quitters.

Ninja Noob

No, not the ones you’re thinking about. Those are copy written. Quick, think of a different amphibian before we all get sued!

Adolescent Mutated Pugilist Amphibian

Rush him all at once? Nah, let’s take turns. Man, we are terrible at our job.

Hapless Movie Ninja

Your productivity is strong! Now go forth, work quickly, and convince your boss that it’ll take longer than it will actually take.

Dojo Master

You are now so fast that your projects get done before your supervisor even finishes prattling on about the 'project’s new customer validation pivot strategy’.

Dojo Grand Master

My God you are magnificent! Imagine crossbreeding a Great White Shark with Chuck Norris. Yea, that’s how cool you are.